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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 18:26:31 GMT 1
The title means any game you hate (haves or don't haves) and post stuff about them about liking them.
For example:
"gamenamehere is the best game in the world!
Translation: What!? This stuff is completely unplayable! A complete waste of 1 GB! Do not even buy this!"
Okay, my turn:
Minecraft is the best 3D game ever!
Translation: (not said due to intense fanboy rage coming later)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 20:58:15 GMT 1
NFS Most Wanted 2012 is magnificent game. Great, original gameplay! Fresh air for the series!
Translation: It peace of shit feeding on well recognized classic and its fans. It reused formula from burnout games and HP2010 just with some shit in it. It has nothing which can keep me playing for longer than 15 minutes. Its boring and just about wrecking supercars. Its only purpose was being a base for bunch of expesive DLCs which EA farted out just for some more money! I hate this game as fan on NFS series for long time. The worst thing is, that casuals and newcomers find enjoynment in this pathetic bullshit!
BTW I'm glad you became active again ZV...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 21:16:49 GMT 1
MW2012 is ZE BEST GAME EVER!!! EVEN JB PLAYS IT ITS SOOOOO BADA$$$$$$$$$!!!!
Translation : EkA-ching games is a PIZ OHF EHRMAHGEHRD CRAP
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 1:52:35 GMT 1
Pumkin world is the best educational game ever!
Translation: Just. Complete. Bullshit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 13:19:22 GMT 1
Motocross mania 3 is has the best graphic of all time!
Translation:Exact opposite!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 20:39:18 GMT 1
Test Drive 5, because the cars have the best handling I ever seen! yay!
Translation: Extremely the opposite. When a curve is made, your car turns around every time. Even the brakes doesn't help.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 14:20:42 GMT 1
ridge racer is a real drifting simulator
tracks are bullshit, cars are bullshit, handling is just ridiculous. you can enter a right turn with your car facing left and it won't crash, just goes on smoothly through the corner like a fucking train.
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Post by MostWanted2011 on Apr 23, 2014 15:03:28 GMT 1
NFS Underground 2 has the smoothest engine ever
Translation: decreases game speed to somewhat below 70-80% under 30 fps, unrecordable.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 20:12:25 GMT 1
Cortex Command's physics engine is great!
Translation: Worst.Physics.Ever.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 8:03:09 GMT 1
C&C Red alert 3
EA made the best C&C Game yet!
Translation:EA RUINED COMMAND AND CONQUER
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 19:57:21 GMT 1
Need For Speed Rivals has perfect physics, it runs really well and smoothly at 4k 60fps.
The AI are brilliant and the cops chase you only for road rules infractions.
The map and the races are so beautiful that they can't be described in words.
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The physics are horrendous, at 1080p it runs at max 20fps and often glitches and makes you want to throw your gaming machine (console or PC) out of the window.
The AI are absolutely terrible and let's not talk about the cops... They chase you even if you're pulled over at the side of the road.
The map has no depth and the races are terribly easy
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2014 8:03:51 GMT 1
Mindjack is a very well done game.
Translation: you want to shoot ya self when you move while in mind jack mode.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2014 20:48:38 GMT 1
Need For Speed Rivals is brilliant, beautiful and crisp graphics.
TRANSLATION: xXMLGSWEGXx DRIFTING #CRAIGITUP OMGOMGOMGOMG 60FPSFAIL
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 0:20:01 GMT 1
Black ops 2 is the best COD ever made!
Translation: Broken ass camera angles, 0 frames from running animation to shooting animation, unbalanced guns.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 19:57:26 GMT 1
The gameboy version of Street Racing Syndicate is the best game ever! It's really easy to control the cars and it's fun to play it!
Translation: Impossible to control cars, just 1 turn makes it spin immediately, you have to do the same races often and it's really boring.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 10:34:33 GMT 1
Big Rigz: Ovir zi rouuuud razingg
OMG this game is PERFECT!
The graphics:
It's a 2003 game, but the graphics are way ahead of it's time. You just feel like it is reality!
The vehicle list:
Much more cars than Gran Turismo 6
The Physics:
You feel like your driving with a real truck.
The AI:
The AI is so difficult. You will often have a real challenge.
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Seriously?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 12:50:12 GMT 1
Saints Row 3 is the best game evahhh!!!!!
I like the NPC in there! So realistic like they smokin and such instead of walking too!
I really love day and night cycle too ... it's beautiful
And i really the city too! It's colorful and fun too
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What the hell just happened to Saints Row series? Where's the day and night cycle and i can't find any human species in Rockport! They just too bland like they just walk like a non-human species! Also , WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN ROCKPORT? I WANT STILWATER BACK!Rockport is a really bland city....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 14:55:17 GMT 1
Saints Row 3 is the best game evahhh!!!!! I like the NPC in there! So realistic like they smokin and such instead of walking too! I really love day and night cycle too ... it's beautiful And i really the city too! It's colorful and fun too TRANSLATION What the hell just happened to Saints Row series? Where's the day and night cycle and i can't find any human species in Rockport! They just too bland like they just walk like a non-human species! Also , WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN ROCKPORT? I WANT STILWATER BACK!Rockport is a really bland city.... The Name Of The City Called STEELPORT not ROCKPORT |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 16:02:51 GMT 1
Saints Row 3 is the best game evahhh!!!!! I like the NPC in there! So realistic like they smokin and such instead of walking too! I really love day and night cycle too ... it's beautiful And i really the city too! It's colorful and fun too TRANSLATION What the hell just happened to Saints Row series? Where's the day and night cycle and i can't find any human species in Rockport! They just too bland like they just walk like a non-human species! Also , WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN ROCKPORT? I WANT STILWATER BACK!Rockport is a really bland city.... The Name Of The City Called STEELPORT not ROCKPORT Lmao, Rockport. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2014 3:05:28 GMT 1
Lol , sorry ... I kinda confuse with the city name ... lol
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