The greatest idiots you've met (IRL and/or internet)

papaigergo
no doubt about that

IRL - Well, we have a nerd in my school class, but i don't hate him because he's a nerd or because he is albanian, no. We all hate him, because he comes up to us everytime like he doesn't have friends and talks random shit, interrups us and changes the theme we are talking about, laughs at us for no reason or because we are a bit worse at school than him, he doesn't respect us (well most of us) for example he doesn't leave us alone when we're trying to do something, he's the bigges smartass i know and he tries to be "cool", but 2004 cool.

Everyone hates him because of these reasons, not because he's a nerd of because he's albanian.

And yes we try to ignore him, but it's not possible at all.

IRL:Well i got a "friend" who is extremely arrogant and stupid when it comes to judge ppl or stuff. He is rating everything what i'm proposing to him as piece of garbage and insults me(that i dont have any real taste) until he actual checks that. He keeps making insult to me and makes an idiot out of me, just cuz of my dumb jokes. He keep attemptin' to be "godlike" in compare to me. Since everyone in our school is "extreme retard" he talks only with me, but also insult me as another "idiot". He dont accept any criticism to himself, he immadiently responses by calling me a retard.
His arrogance and stupidity is just overhelming, just classic dumb Pole.

Tell your "friend" what you just said if he ever insults you like that again.

Irl, 70% of my colleagues that were so annoying and so immature that when I get near them, I just ignore them and try not to make eye contact.

WARNING: There is a little bit of cursing so don't ban me because this post will take out all the anger I had pointed towards these people


In Real Life

 Adam Engineer: AKA Adumb The Tank Engine. Like Malik he was also Pakistani. He learned how to curse like a truck driver from all of the 8th graders that I hung out with. I fucking helped him out whenever he was having a bad day and the next day when he would cause trouble and I was around he would try to blame it on me such as when we were messing around a few days before the last day of school he threw a stick at Mrs. Cannizarro's car she got very mad at me and Adam. She asked who threw it. He tried to blame it on me but then luckily on MY side was Eyewitness Nick Lang. He said that Adam threw the stick at her car and Adam got in BIG trouble soon he advised Mrs. Cannizarro that I "Kicked" her car but I didn't, He did so Mrs. Canizarro came up to my dad and said I kicked her car and so on. Adam would also snitch on me alot and whenever I aksed him why he snitched on me he would give me the same excuse saying "I'm a Muslim I have to tell the truth" which meant in translation: "I'm a muslim, you're not. I tell the truth, and you don't". The number one thing he did that caused him to become my #1 Enemy was by spreading rumors that I liked Anna the next day Anna nervously waved at me when Adam and I were walking around (this was when we were still friends) And then soon in March he and his little friends like Andrew Yates AKA Bandrew and Colby Carrol AKA Christmas Carrol and then soon I asked Anna if she hated me and she said no and then she asked me if I actually liked her and I said no, I also said Adam was probably spreading rumors about this so she said he was saying this just to get her to think I was either a stalker or a pervert

J.C. McNab: AKA J.C. McBlab. This kid might be a pathological lier I mean he told me a bunch of lies such as there are Sumo wrestlers in France, Robots will take over the world, LEGO made a train you could shoot videos with on train layouts, etc. Like Adumb they both watched too much mainstream YouTube like Action Movie Kid, Sundee (A minecraft channel), Smosh, NigaHiga, PewDiePie, and many other mainstream youtube channels. A lot of kids from around the neighborhood say he's a weird kid and I found it out and that's why I don't hang out with him anymore. He also played too musch Need For Speed Carbon with me, He saw Pan City on one of the canyons, and you are not going to believe this, He said, "Hey, I know that city, I know that it's in the mountains north of here" And I acted like I believed him but I knew he was lying 

Coach Jason: AKA Coach Fakin'. Alright, This guy was my coach at my old gym which was Elite Gymnastics Academy AKA Amateur Shitnastics Academy. He never let me do any of the cool events exept for the two lamest events which were Paralel Bars and Rings (Rings are alright). And whenever I got hurt he just stood there with his arms crossed like nothing ever happened to me, If Mckayla or Alex were coaching me they would ask me if I were okay if I got hurt. But with Jason he would act all stupid like nothing even happened. And just the gym itself was dirty. I'm saying in the bar room there's chalk on the walls, the floor, and the mats. It was run down, all the equipment was old, etc. Though the girls all looked good especaially Anna, Jordan, Maddy, Mariah, Starr, etc (Anna WAS a gymnast at elite but then she quit Amateur Shitnastics Academy and came to Rising Star Gymnastics with me). Anyways, I now go to Rising Star Gymnastics and let me tell you, It's way cleaner and everything is professional there. I mean there's five trampolines (Three regular trampolines, a tumble track, and a Double Mini. two vault runways a highbar, four uneven bars, two pommel horses, etc. and my new coach, He's a lot cooler)

Same here @mimio82.
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