Something funny that happened right before school

Hey guys, Something really funny happened right before I went to school or should I say Prison, It first started out with my cat Kintaro being stuck on my neighbor's roof, He was meowing for us to get on the roof but nobody could get in the roof. Soon my neighbors' shih-tzus Sophie and Bella started barking, He looked really scared because they were probably barking at him, luckily my bulldog Ringo heard those rats barking at Kintaro of course and he ran outside really fast, He looked up and saw Kintaro stuck on their roof, Ringo walked to the fence and froze for five seconds and then started barking back at the shih-tzus, And those shih-tzus sounded angry when Ringo started barking back at the them, And the shih-tzus took their attention towards Ringo, I helped fight by kicking the fence and Sophie got angry and started barking loudly and viciously, soon I acted like a dog and pretended to bark at them and they barked so loudly, soon a plank on the fence came so loose that when Ringo started running along the fence, when he came to that part of the fence, the plank broke off and then both Sophie and Bella came into MY backyard. Ringo chased after them, soon Dad came into the backyard and saw the broken plank and the two badly behaved shih-tzus running from Ringo the big, powerful, and towering bulldog running after them, after a minute of Sophie and Bella running from Ringo, Dad stopped the dogs in their path and picked them both up and threw them over my neighbors' fence and then they ran inside their house 

 
P.S. I've had bad memories of those dogs chasing me out of their house, Jason (one of the people who live in the house next to me) says that Sophie could tear Ringo to pices, Fuck that. Ringo is bigger, and stronger and more well bred than those cheaply bred rats, he could probably rip both of those dogs apart with his massive weight, extremely hard bite, and heavy paws he could probably knock them out in a fight