An interesting love story. Based on a (slightly) true story

One day, in a warm Saturday afternoon, a couple is having a picnic somewhere private. Finally, after gathering guts, the boy finally said: (I'm gonna make a list of this so you won't get confused)

Boy: You know, I like you
Girl: *no response*
The boy is terrified by this. This could mean the girl wants more than that.
Boy: Alright fine, I love you
Girl: *no response*
Boy: *grabbed the girl's body*
Boy: Why won't you respond?!
Girl: *no response*
Boy: *smells the girl's body*
Boy: ooohhhh you smell good. I might open you up
Boy: *opens the girl*
Boy: Ah, you smell like chesse. And I like cheese
Boy: *touches everything*
Boy: Ok that's it! I can't resist it! I'm gonna EAT you!
Boy: *eats the girl*
Boy: oh, you taste good. Me very likey!

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GIRL WAS A DORITO CHIPS THE WHOLE TIME! XD

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