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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 4:05:51 GMT 1
It has come to my attention that there are naysayers who deny that DoubleSwee, creator of patties and swag, is the true Based God and instead substitute him with some queer fag by the name of Neil Eskuri. I will not stand for this. DoubleSwee has a life of rap and patties in his career! Who else has that? So I have established here a temple thread for praising of Based God Swee. Share your works praising him here!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 4:08:32 GMT 1
A comment I found in one of his greatness's videos.
I was only nine years old, I loved Doubleswee so much.
I had all Doubleswee merchandise and music.
I prayed to Doubleswee every night.
“Doubleswee is love" I say, "Doubleswee is life"
My Dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Doubleswee.
I called him a Cunt.
He Hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, it's really cold. I feel something warm.
It's Doubleswee! I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my Pineapple."
He grabs me with his yellow sponge hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Doubleswee. He raves my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Doubleswee.
I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please Doubleswee.
He roars a mighty Roar as He fills my butt with love. My dad walks in.
Doubleswee looks him straight in the eye and says, “Opan Spongebob Style."
Doubleswee leaves through my window.
Doubleswee is love. Doubleswee is life.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 5:01:07 GMT 1
Saint Neil Escuri FOR LIFE!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 5:38:55 GMT 1
Saint Neil Escuri FOR LIFE!! NEVER! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 5:46:59 GMT 1
Saint Neil Escuri FOR LIFE!! I'll kill Neil with DoubleSwee's magic NO RECOIL 50.BMG PISTOL! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 8:01:30 GMT 1
Opposition? Parrarelity? St. Order of Eskuri does not seek war unless its Craig Sullivan heresy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 8:37:22 GMT 1
Opposition? Parrarelity? St. Order of Eskuri does not seek war unless its Craig Sullivan heresy. What if we were to ally with the cult of Craig? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 9:21:34 GMT 1
Opposition? Parrarelity? St. Order of Eskuri does not seek war unless its Craig Sullivan heresy. What if we were to ally with the cult of Craig? You ally our enemy which means you're our nemy too. For sake of Eskuri's creations, man-o-cars, canyons and Olympic City - Don't ally with this heresy! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 17:23:50 GMT 1
Ok, the unbiased death will arbitrate you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 17:28:36 GMT 1
oh please no.....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 17:37:14 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2014 22:32:36 GMT 1
Based Swee, honored be your name. Bless us with your patties, and I pray that you may release a new rap or action movie very soon Based Swee. Amen.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 5:09:42 GMT 1
Why are people not joining the sweevians?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2014 1:09:21 GMT 1
offtop:so @prepsi you're the one who made the Spongebob style vid, That video made me cringe so hard and that vid has been featured in some fail/cringe video compilations.
On top : I'll reject the teachings of satan/devil Swee
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2014 2:22:12 GMT 1
offtop:so @prepsi you're the one who made the Spongebob style vid, That video made me cringe so hard and that vid has been featured in some fail/cringe video compilations. On top : I'll reject the teachings of satan/devil Swee no i didnt im just a fanboy |
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